R they related?

I was enjoying dinner wv my family at cheong wah restaurant yesterday. N 1 of d waitress there looked so, so, so much like CLE!!!!! R they related???

D self - proclaimed "best of all, winner of all, best burper in the world n pro" not dat good after all! (Also a little inhygienic).

Notice: This is a TRUE, TRUE, TRUE story.

One day, I was arranging all the photos in my room, n there were thousands of them! When I'm almost done, I found the photos taken at my kindergarten( Tadika Wawawasan Melodi )'s concert when I was 5. Some were taken backstage, some on stage ( before starting the performance) and some while performing. There was one photo I will never, NEVER EVER 4gt. That photo was taken on stage before performing. N d self - proclaimed "best of all, winner of all, best burper in the world n pro" was digging her nose in front of the audience!!!! N she is.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. Meryl Aw or spitfire!! Let's gv her an applause!! U see, she was same class wv me in kindergarten when we're 5 n 6. Spitfire, if ur reading dis, I would lk 2 ask u, is digging ur nose in front of public fun?? U should do it mor!!!

Notice that poll?

U notice dat poll on the rite? Readers, pls, pls vote whenever u come 2 my blog. All it takes is a minute...

Sorry?!

Sorry?! Readers, long time no blog! Dunno wat 2 blog 'bout! When I blog 'bout LJJ n CLE, ur say I keep talking 'bout luv, sm of u even say I'm jlous; when I blog 'bout things dat happen in school, ur say i'm lame, URGH!!!!!! I think I hv a major headache!!! 2moro lah!!! 2moro sur gt new post!!! Sorry?!

Super Long-Haired Man

Answer this question:
What does a long-haired guy look like?
A girl, of course!!!
Answer this question too:
What does a SUPER long-haired guy look like?
An alien sissy without any alien powers cuz' there's no such things as aliens which makes him(or her, since he, I mean she's a sissy) non - alien. Okay, I must stop saying alien or I will become alien but there's no such things as aliens neither nor alien powers. I must stop IATOTANing!!!
There's a simple example in school that educates us simple but important long - haired education. N he is ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Low Leek Chang! Tada!
Man! don't u notice his long hair since the tuition which started on Monday!!!

I'm back!

Hi, long time no see...... Miss me? YUCK! WHAT AM I SAYING! I'm back with more blogging!

Sticky Notes

Have you been STUCK in a STICKY SITUATION? Well, I did... 2day... I have NO IDEA how did it started but I DO KNOWHOW DID IT ENDED.

It was a beautiful Thursday morning, the Sun is shining, the birds are tweeting, the lovebirds are staring at each other and I'm just IATOTANing AGAIN!!! I didn't know where did it came from, this sticky note, with a tortoise and a sentence: "KICK ME!!!" on it flew to my seat. Then, everybody started sticking "KICK ME" sticky notes at each other. The so-called "pro" was also a pitiful victim, awwwww... He deserves it!!!! None of us asked him to be "CHUAN"!!!!!!! Urgh!!!!

That's all for today, DUMB-DUMBS!!!

The Lucky Number

"My lucky number is 2, ya know why?" Meryl asked me this question on an unknown day. "Why?" "Cuz' I have 2 eyes, 2 ears, 2 nostrils and 2... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" "You meant by @!#$%&%?" "Yep!"

If you wanna know what is @!#$%&%, ask me in the class...

Ya know what? I'll tell ya:: It is LJJ's LOVE problems!!

It is a beautiful Friday!!! The sun is shining, the birds are tweeting, and I am just talking nutts here! Why don't anybody arouse me from the Nutts!!!!! Or as I like to call it ~ IATOTAN ~ I Am TOtally TAlking Nutts!

I'll explain today's blog with a poem I wrote in 10 seconds(quick hah??). Thank you for your wonderful applause!!!!
Just like I thought,
Lim Joe Jing experienced the love drought,
Now he has a fever,
Hope he wouldn't get better!!!
Just kidding!!!

Based on the gossip supplied by Kong Jia Hui, Lim Joe Jing got the fever cuz' he stood under the VVISR! If you don't know what that is, first, you @$^&&*%#@! Second, it stands for Very Vicious Insane Sunny Rain. And sunny rain will cause SUPERIOR DAMAGE to our health, ya know? If you don't, you SUCK like a DUMB-DUMB!!

While on the other hand, Choo Li-En stapled her OWN finger!! But of course, she applied glue on it before the stapling process to prevent bleeding. That would have been LAME as her finger didn't bleed like BLOOD!!

After that incident, Choo Li-En wanted to switch with Lee Wan Ying. I don't think that will work...