Mid-autumn Festival Craziness

It was d mid-autumn festival, also known as d mooncake festival is coming to an end in an hour. im here 2 share d craziness tt happened 2day: guess wat, my brother joined in! with his galfuend(translation: G.F.)

Here r some pics:

wait a minute... i forgot to explain wat actually happened... R u scared of tt pic? My sister n i were enjoying d fun of, yes, wat else 2 do on mooncake festival: playing with fire. The kids at my street do something different 4rom y'all,on mooncake festival v cook, gross stuff, ranging from leeches to earthworms to ... u wudn't wanna noe. u'll faint if u do or maybe even vomit. my brother came in, with his GALFUEND , ooo...
This year v decided to 'cook' three dishes one of them r d pic above: Anchovy Egg Wax Stew... gross...
Here r d steps:
Light up some candles( i used 1 box ) n put them in a bunch till they melt completely.
Until they're dry, leave it aside.
Light a fire n put a bowl or somethin' on it. Make sure d fire doesn't goes off.
Put in some anchovies and water. Mix it together with d wax juz now.
when its boiled, crack an egg in it.
cook 4 15 minutes.
Tt's how u do it! Caution: Never eat any of it! It's toxic! Below r more pics on the stew mentioned juz now.

Above: the finish product!

Next v hv Poop Wax omellette .
Im juz gonna cut the steps short n show u d finsh product.
Light up as many candles as possible(i used 8 boxes) n put them together until they're totally melted and hardened.
Use a scraper n scrape t out n tada, u hv d finish product...